They’re building a statue in the park across the street from City Hall and I’m a little upset about it. The subject of the statue is some Supreme Court justice that nobody’s ever heard of.
If I were in charge I would build a statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger from Kindergarten Cop. Basically you’re honoring a former governor, an elite bodybuilder, a great actor, and a great teacher. It seems so obvious. What did that Supreme Court justice ever do? Probably nothing.