Camp DeMamp

Just called my mom to let her know I won’t be home for Thanksgiving. Had to break it to her that I wouldn’t be making my (Ocean Spray brand) famous cranberry sauce. I expected her to cry, but she didn’t really seem all that bummed out. I think she probably just didn’t want me to know how sad she was. Either way, it’s gonna be a pretty lame Thanksgiving at my house without me.