Ders and I are pretty competitive and just because we’re on vacation doesn’t mean we’re not going to compete over something. As such, we’ve made a little wager that whoever bags more babes here at Hedonism II gets to take over the other person’s Tumblr account for a period of up to 3 weeks. 

The ginseng I took this morning is kicking in, so Ders pretty much has no chance. I have big plans for “The Ders Report.” Big, humiliating (for Ders) plans.

Just figured out I can set up posts for the tumblr ahead of time, so that I can bring you plenty of DeMamp Wisdom even though I’ll be wracking up the frequent flier miles and drinking cocktails by the barrel in Hedonism II, and not hunched over a laptop making it rain knowledge on you.

Or wisdom, depends on the forecast.  

-FUTURE ADAM (means I wrote this in the past, but like, the far away past, not the time between hitting “Post” and it going up)