It’s finally here—

To make the official sandwich of Adam DeMamp, combine these ingredients in classic sandwich formation—

• Texas Toast (or in a pinch, any bread toasted and sliced as big as Texas)
• Prosciutto (handful)
• Provolone Cheese (to taste)
• Pulled Pork (as available)
• Pickled Spicy Peppers (four P’s that please)
• Spicy Brown Mustard

There it is.  No veggies clogging the way.  No lettuce filling the arteries.  Just the meat and potatoes (NOTE: no potatoes are in the sandwich) of an All American Meal.

The sandwich built for a DeMampwich.  They’ll serve it on trays at my funeral.  Maybe they’ll do the same at your funeral, or the funeral of a close friend.

I think this is just the type of food that’ll change the world.  That is, until I announce DeMampwich II.