Camp DeMamp
This Cowboy’s Hanging up his Spurs

Never being a cowboy again, it was windy and my hat blew off before we even got in the bar, and then a van ran over it.

Then they didn’t have the Black Cherry whiskey, just regular stuff, and I puked after my 3rd drink, which I think is more because all I had for dinner was a can of cold beans.

Gonna watch The Cowboy Way and waive goodbye to that lifestyle, it’s for a different class of dude.

Picked “The Life Guard” as my Pool Nickname on the ride home, though, so I’m gonna focus on that now that I’m over my cowboy phase.

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