Decided against being a lawyer, I just don’t think that world is ready for my dynamic speaking style and how hard I’d crush law school. There’s only one important thing here, and it’s this—
Lady law is a fickle bitch who must be shown justice. She can’t see it because of a tragic accident that robbed her of her sight. She doesn’t need another suit monkey feeding her briefs; she needs an avenger taking her fight into his own well-sculpted hands.
This is my calling; righting wrongs on my own time, one at a time, be it through this tumblr, through a well-meaning pool hustle, or even a dispute over who had next on the bench press.
I’m right to think I can help the world, but was wrong to think I had to train myself to fight in a courtroom when I can just fight wherever the fight needs me.
You don’t need to take any LSAT’s to roll up your sleeves and get dirty.
Got a reply from one of the law schools. Turns out you have to take a test called the LSAT before you can get in anywhere. Gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and pick up a study guide. Might as well give it a shot at this point.
Had a few last night and I guess I went online and applied to some law schools. I woke up and saw all these confirmation emails in my inbox. Not sure what prompted me to do that, but I guess I’ll wait and see if I get into any of the schools. Maybe I’ll quit TelAmeriCorp and become a lawyer. Bet I’d be good at it.
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“Here’s a free lesson…” —
This is the new thing I’m saying to people when it’s clear they don’t know what they’re doing. Makes them feel good, because I’m not only showing them how to do it right, but I’m not charging them for my services, either.
‘Here’s a Free Lesson’ on how it works: Classic Waymond, eating a takeout salad with his hands, when I enter the picture with a fork; “Waymond, doesn’t look like a hand salad, bud. Here’s a free lesson; use a fork.”
Everybody comes out of that better.
paigeinflorida asked: Focus, Adam. Fuck the Philly. What's up with the DeManpwich? I've been waiting with bated breath over here. Thought I'd change it up and serve this for Thanks/friendsgiving. How about a booze recommendation to go with it?
The DeMampwich is forever; it can’t be rushed.
I know I’m 95% on the Texas Toast as the bread; but that other 5% includes foccacia. Also, really like the sound of spicy garlic aioli this day.
As for the booze side, there’s two options, depending on the mood of the day. Option Uno— Madras. Nice OJ/Vodka mix, splash of cranberry. Refreshing, rehydrating, and you can drink like 10 of ‘em before you even know what day it is.
Option Poo, gotta go Gutbuster. It’s when you challenge your friend to a hug-n-chug, then when they’re half way you punch them in the stomach. Good for setting the mood with a bunch of buddies.
They’re building a statue in the park across the street from City Hall and I’m a little upset about it. The subject of the statue is some Supreme Court justice that nobody’s ever heard of.
If I were in charge I would build a statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger from Kindergarten Cop. Basically you’re honoring a former governor, an elite bodybuilder, a great actor, and a great teacher. It seems so obvious. What did that Supreme Court justice ever do? Probably nothing.
Really in the mood for a Philly cheesesteak right now.
(Source: yummyfoooooood)