I’d like to apologize for insinuating that anyone here at TelAmeriCorp is a pimp, hooker, or paid sexual worker of any kind. It was wrong of me, I was fired up in the moment, and I have a hard rule that I don’t edit anything I write or post when I’m upset. I’ve decided to be more constructive with my criticism and you’ll be hearing more positively from me on this in...
Adam's Workout Theory - Week 8: One Good Lift
(NOTE: This was written before my controversial 6 Minute Mile Attempt, as I assembled most of Adam’s Workout Theory while on a spiritual journey to Venice Beach in 2009.) Muscle Exhaustion is, admittedly, not for everyone. It is for me. And for the people who want to be like me, body-mind-spirit wise. Working until you can’t work anymore, that’s the American way. And...
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.– Some guy named Walter Scott said that. Homegirl sent this as a mass-forward e-mail today, and I strongly disagree. Nic Cage won an Oscar for playing a drunk in that movie, so, right there, done. Closing argument. It’s like, they don’t spray the losing team with champagne, right?
Well, my 6 minute mile didn’t go exactly as planned. I ate a big lunch so I’d have a lot of energy, I stretched, I even did a decent warm - up. Turns out I’m just not nearly as fast or in as good of shape as I thought. My first lap was really good. I was going at about a 5:45 pace, but I just gave it too much too soon, because my legs and stomach started to cramp up and I got...
6 Minute Mile
The kids from Rancho Cucamonga Middle School jogged past our office today and I can confidently say that I am way, way faster than all of them. I mean, that’s the age when you’re supposed to be in the best shape of your life. I work a full time job and I’m still in incredible, near - perfect shape. Don’t know what excuse these kids have. When I was that age all i wanted...
August’s Best in Show/Employee of the Month is getting announced on Thursday, and Alice has told Jillian she’ll be writing up this month’s winner. There’s only one reason she’d want to do that— she wants to give the winner some extra attention, an extra pat on the back (or lower…?:-), and really sing my praises. I’ve had a dominant August,...
Ders Made Breakfast
Ders always cooks a big breakfast when we have a day off work and he kept it pretty real this morning. He not only made my favorite breakfast - pancakes and Canadian bacon, but Blake’s too - huevos rancheros and Cap’n Crunch. I guess he’s in a really good mood or something. He did mention that he’s gonna rest all day and really “get some sun.” Also, he keeps...
Gonna get real fired up this Labor Day. Almost forgot about it, then Ders reminded me. He asked if I wanted to partake in his quiet sit-fest, and I said “sure”, only to lull him into a sense of false security before BLAMMO!!!~~~!!! KEG IN THE POOL! It ain’t Labor Day if you’re not WORKING FOR IT!!!! PLAY MY SONG!
Little League World Series
I’ve always wanted to disguise myself as a 12 year old and compete in the Little League World Series and hit a walk off home run. Looking into a way to make this actually happen.
Young Adam DeMamp
Not really me, but a pretty sweet pic.
heyitsaustinwhite asked: when are you not acting like a retarded jock? grow the fuck up