House Records Held
These are things I’ve done better than Ders and Blake, to the point of attaining a HOUSE RECORD~~!!!
- Longest continuous Power Hour - 3 hours, 17 minutes. That’s 197 consecutive shots of beer, in this case, a light beer, and it woulda been longer if I hadn’t gotten that alcohol poisoning
- Beer Pong Winning Streak - I won somewhere in the ballpark of 32 straight games from August 12, ‘08 - August 27, ‘08
- Most Donut Holes Consumed - Ate 86 of those glazed wonderballs during a tailgate for the Season 4 launch of Deadliest Catch
- Bench Press - Obv
- Squats - Total Obv
- Biggest Rip - For legal reasons, I won’t say for what, but you know!
- Best Frozen Pizza Maker - mutually agreed by all
- Best Room - No official vote was taken, but I think it’s unbeatable now that I added my headshots to the wall.